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Redneck Products' Adventures in Redneck Holler
Dr. Cornpone
Howdy,
I'm Bill Myers, Redneck Holler's unofficial doctor and local
scientist. Now, you might wonder how I got to be one of the Holler's
leading citizens. Well, one day, I was walkin hither and there in Tennessee,
and I overheard a lady tourist say, "I came to Tennessee to see a
hillybilly!" Well, that got me to thinkin. I says to
myself, "Well, here's this lady looking fer a hillybilly, and I'm
standing right in front of her." Ya see, she didn't recognize
this old hillybilly 'cause I was disguised in my "Sunday, go-to-meetin
clothes." Well, I went on home to my cabin and got out my favorite
overhauls (the one's
my wife says she won't go anywhere with me if I wears them pants).
I put on my favorite fishin' hat, did a little accessorizing, and there I
was, Dr. Cornpone. Now, I says to myself, "Ya know, the way I
sees these tourists spending money, I bet they'd pay to see a hillybilly,
and dang if they didn't" I started entertaining all over the
south. I sing songs to ya, write poems fer ya, and tell you all
about my humble, hillybilly life. So, if'n ya'll want some good
entertainment at your next concert, variety show, or special event, give
me a call. You can reach me at 904-642-1025. Just ask for Bill
or Dr. Cornpone. If you can't reach me there, you can call
Over-the-Edge Productions, Inc. and tell them you want to have Dr.
Cornpone at your next event.
A message from Over-the-Edge
Productions, Inc.
Bill
Myers as Dr. Cornpone has performed throughout the south at theaters,
fairs, and special events. During
his career, Mr. Myers spent a year as the main comedy act at the famous
Smoky Mountain Music Theater in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.
Included in Dr. Cornpone’s star-studded portfolio is his work as
the opening act for such music greats as Dolly Parton, Holly Dunn, Del
Reeves, Stonewall Jackson, and Charley Louvin.
In addition to Cornpone’s outrageous comedy, Bill’s versatile
performance on a variety of instruments astounds us all.
Locally, Bill has served as one of the stars of the Florida
Theater’s River City Opry where he received 3 standing ovations with an
act that continually electrified his audiences with laughter.
Dr. Cornpone's Photo Gallery (a must see)!
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