Redneck Products'
Adventures in
Redneck Holler

Let's start out with the artist's concept.  This is how she imagined it when she saw "it" sitting on the used RV lot, way off in the weeds, near the highway.  It looked so abandoned, but she knew it had real potential.  Incidentally, she also rescues abandoned animals!

This here's a picture of the head redneck, Roger Allen, posing in front of the beloved Winnebago.  He's sucking his stomach in girls.  That's why his face is so red!

This is a picture of "her" the day she came home to Redneck Products.  We were so proud!

At first, we had some mechanical problems, so Dr. Cornpone had to assist the brakes during the maiden voyage!

And, kick-starting it when we weren't on a hill was a major problem.  But, the Redneck Products gang can always count on a little help from our friends.

Our Redneck Artist, Fay mixing paint.  Yes, many wheelchair handicapped people can stand up and walk for short distances!  We just ain't too good at marathons.

Here is the CEO of Redneck Products posing with Roger.  Roger is the one on the right!

Here's another picture of our CEO.  She is from Rhodesia and her name is Cocoa.  Roger is always "sucking up" to the boss!

Our artist, Fay, and the CEO are close friends.  Us women gotta stick together.

We even dragged our geek, Mark Redlon, out of the office to help paint.  His pasty complexion is from existing only in the light emanating from our network terminals.