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Uncle Billy

Earleen Sue is Rodney’s lovely, hard-workin’ wife. Rodyney and Earleen’s rundown, little love nest on wheels is parked in Redneck Holler’s La Grande Estates Trailer Park at the end of Coon Bluff Road.
Earleen-Sue

JR is just like his daddy, Rodney Lee, but Earleen Sue is hoping for a change by the time he’s growed up.
J.R. Redneck

Polly Mae is Earleen and Rodney’s lovely daughter.
Polly-Mae

This is a frog, duh! Now, if frog’s had names this one would probably be Andrew Jackson.
This here's a frog

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One night, I had a dream that I left Redneck Holler fer one a them far off places I seen in a geographic magazine over at the Cooter Bluff library. Well, bout halfway through the dream, I started feeling real sad, cause I knew I just had to git back to the Holler, or I’d die a homesickness. Now, I woke up a few hours later, but that feeling of sorrow lasted all the way up to while I was packin’ my truck fer the day’s fishin’. At that point, I stood there lookin’ at the blue sky and tall pines, and made a promise to myself and God that no matter how bad things got in this world, I’d never wander far from the Holler. Ya see, I figure there’s lotsa people in this world that’s got more ‘n I do, but there is something they ain’t ever gonna experience, and that’s life in the Holler. There ain’t many folks in the Holler, but the ones that’s here knows there ain’t no better place to come from and be buried in in the whole world. So, grab a pole, git in the truck, and I’ll show you round town before we go to the best fishin’ hole this side of the Mississippi!

Chester-Earl Dickey

Patty Jean Dickey is Chester Earl’s wife and Rodney Lee’s worst nightmare. Patty Jean’s mama was right, she could have been a movie star and married someone with class instead of Chester Earl!
Patty-Jean Dickey

Rodney Redneck

This is Beauregard, Earleen Sue and Rodney Lee’s hound dog. Sometimes that dog seems a lot smarter than his owners.
Beauregard

This is Buford one of the many chickens hanging out in Redneck Holler. One day, a chicken truck overturned on Highway 56, and ever since then, Buford’s been living under Rodney and Earleen’s trailer.
Buford